July 13th, 2009

Twopence in 2 seconds.

Still alive here.

The ridiculous black rage defense would work if you weren't unfortunate enough to be born black because a jury may acquit a a man of murder if he uses the gay panic defense:

Joseph Biedermann fatally stabbed his Hoffman Estates neighbor 61 times last year. On Friday, a Cook County jury acquitted him of first-degree murder, buying his claim that he was defending himself against an unwanted sexual advance, his mother confirmed Saturday.
As long as getting hit on is a defense for clubbing/stabbing corpses repeatedly after the victim dies, women should start packing heat at work.

Finally, the banks can still go to hell.